Monday, May 01, 2006

The 2006 Craphonso Thorpe Award Nominees

The five finalists for the Craphonso Thorpe Award for the best incoming NFL name. Until last year this was known as the "What Was Your Mother Thinking?" award.

D'Qwell Jackson - You just know the Plain Dealer Copy Editors are drooling with the proospect of turning a "D'Qwelling the riot" phrase in a headline.
Jerious Norwood - Is this like "Yahoo Serious" from Norwood instead of Australia?
Parys Haralson - Paris Hilton and Woody Harrelson had a child, and it can't spell. Surprise, surprise.
Johnny Jolly - Sounds like a character you'd find in a Ron Jeremy movie."Hi, I'm Johnny Jolly and I'm here to fix your air conditioning." "Well, you better hurry because me and my hot, horny girlfriends are gonna keep taking our clothes off until its fixed." (CUE MUSIC)
Le Kevin Smith - If you ask someone in France who directed "Clerks" this is the answer you get.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very Vrey Very funny... I hated having a normal name but now I'm so thankful.
-David

dan said...

Mr. and Mrs. Thorpe, what would you like to name your beautiful baby boy?

Ummmm.... how about Craphonso?

Unknown said...

I cant stop, really I cant... LAFFING. Crapfonso? Oh lord, what were his parents thinking.

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